Okay no, but this kid I saw at lunch was carrying a 3-D printed bust of Kim Jong-Un, and when I asked why he said, and I quote, ‘So I can feel his rolls of fat all the way from America.’ 

thecrustychicano:

i don’t want to have responsibilities, i want to go to punk shows 

(via keenie-bo-beenie)

riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season

(via thefaultinourscarves)

The Harvest Festival is tomorrow. And I am so proud of all of you. You’ve worked so hard. You’re amazing. So I have a surprise. And it is possibly the best thing to potentially ever happen to anyone anywhere in the history of the universe.

(Source: iamnevertheone, via shang-had-gay-thoughts)

"Only a bad musician blames their instument"

My music teacher, when I said I couldn’t play because my recorder was broken. It was literally in two pieces. (via pandyssian)

(Source: kat-bots, via shang-had-gay-thoughts)

  • high school boy: omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????
  • high school boy: omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????
  • school administrator: shit shit
  • high school boy: bUT I HAEV NEECKAP
  • school administrator: no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking
  • high school boy: I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????
  • high school admin: fuck shit shit no-
  • high school boy: /explodes

illkim:

When you use your ID at the club for the first time

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(via keenie-bo-beenie)