anigrrrl2:

getsherlock:

at the wedding, i thought they would sit janine and sherlock on either side of mary and john, making the wedded couple the center of attention, making them important

but instead it was mary, john, sherlock, and janine, making sherlock and john in the center

Cause that’s whose wedding it really was. That was pretty clear.

(via ewmartin)

see-but-do-not-observe:

Two bullets were fired in His Last Vow.

The first one for very selfish reasons, the second one for quite the opposite.

(via ewmartin)

bakerstreetbabes:

cumbermums:

moriartys-been-lokid:

Sherlock: I’ve dealt with murderers, psychopaths, terrorists, serial killers. None of them can turn my stomach, like Charles Augustus Magnussen.

Moriarty: *rises from grave* exCUSE YOU BITCH

Ah, so that’s what brought him back.

Aaaaaah.

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

(via dumbos-feather)

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xwatchmerise:

merosse:

If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing

This is the best post I’ve ever read

(via keenie-bo-beenie)

(Source: tomhazeldine, via ewmartin)

If homophobia were a conversation about food...

  • Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
  • Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
  • Bisexual Person: I like both!
  • Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
  • Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
  • Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

(Source: queefdollaz, via ewmartin)

napoleonmaxwellsowachowski:

Today on the bus taylor swift was playing and it was trouble or whatever and my friend who actually likes taylor swift was singing along happily and whatever

and then it gets to the “cold hard ground” part 

and the entire bus screams like the goat video

and it was the most syncronized thing ive ever seen a group of teenagers do that wasnt planned

(via shang-had-gay-thoughts)