*panics and procrastinates simultaneously*
"so i’m guessing that you’re the girl in the relationship?"
well honey we’re actually both the girls in the relationship
that’s what makes it so gay
how to summon pigeon satan:
- draw pentagram
- sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram
ＦＯＯＬＩＳＨ ＭＯＲＴＡＬ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＲＥＡＬＬＹ ＴＨＩＮＫ… ＩＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＢＲＥＡＤ
ginger ale kitkats
green tea kitkats
soy sauce kitkats?!!?!
sweet potato kitkats
are you telling me i could have a varied meal that consists entirely of kitkats